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golden-spider-duck:


“I’m gonna get the wedding dress .. then I’m gonna have a baby and then I’m gonna die. And then I’m going to meet a super cute guy in heaven!”


— (In the imortal words of) Liz Lemon

golden-spider-duck:

“I’m gonna get the wedding dress .. then I’m gonna have a baby and then I’m gonna die. And then I’m going to meet a super cute guy in heaven!”

— (In the imortal words of) Liz Lemon

(via bastet-complex)

vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.

Danny is the patron saint of bad bitches. 

I’m crying.

(Source: thedailylovejournal, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

death-by-lulz:

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ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

ihategardenfruit:

shjtty:

my stepsister thought this apple was real and she took a few bites before realizing it was fake

A FEW BITES

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

(Source: starksmercy, via laughingstation)

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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(via laughingstation)

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(Source: eixd, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)